If they wrote Book 7 was Re: the Grande Finale.

[eggplant107]

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 sunnylove0 at a... wrote:

> If Book 7 were written by: (with apologies therin)
> J.R.R Tolkien
> [...]

> Hermione: "You said..um..this way,
> Professor?"
  
> Harry (snarling) "Don't call him that!
> He's a murderer, and the first
> chance  I get..."

Actually if J.R.R Tolkien had written Harry Potter I think Harry would
have said something more like this:

Don't call him "Professor" Hermione, he is Snape son of Tobias,
grandson of Clogknee chief of the Bustalator people who come from
across the Onrobonob river beyond the Dyphlesator mountains on the
planes of Diplet in the land of Fustalator near the forest of
Sphincter which in the elfin tongue is called Whogivesadamn, and,
.
and, that is to say
ah
., err,
. Oh dear I seem to have lost my
thread, what were we talking about? Oh well no matter. And now for no
particular reason I'm going to sing a long and pointless song in a
language I know you don't understand because I just made it up. Hey
Hermione where are you going, you'll miss my song!  

Eggplant