ACID POPS vs LOLLIPOPS (was:Re: Whom does Snape REALLY love?)

M.Clifford Aisbelmon at hotmail.com
Mon Aug 29 04:14:24 UTC 2005


No: HPFGUIDX 138971


> Valky wrote:
> 
> > I like Snape as a unicorn, the lady trapped him because he soft on
> > women, especially beautiful fragile princesses like Narcissa. His
> > gentleness with Draco's injury just smoked of protectiveness of 
> > the child.
> 
> Neri:
> Why, Valky, we have *just* the product for you: ACID POPS Light. 
> "This brand is for those members who prefer their Snape noble at 
> heart and the savior of damsels in distress."

Valky now:
That pretty close to what I am reaching for, but not quite. I find St
George Snape a bit icky, and it's not exactly the same as Sucker-for
Princesses-Charms-Unicorn!Snape. My Snape doesn't really have to be
noble exactly. The Unicorn is just charmed by the hands of the Ladies,
and we have two opposite cases in play here - Lily, the nice Princess
to whom the Unicorn comes gets a nap on her lap and a token of her
sweetness to take away with him, and we have the 'other' Princess
Narcissa, who lays a trap for the Unicorn beckons him to her side and
snares him. The Noble saviour of damsels in distress would be the
James type in my book, rather than Snape.  

 
> Neri:
> Sounds to me just like what you were looking for. And I'll be
> completely fair with you and even read the small print on the 
> bottom:
> "Regardless of brand, all consumers of ACID POPS support the 
> assertion that Severus' emotions for Narcissa were a main reason for 
> his choice to undertake the Unbreakable Vow, and that Narcissa was 
> at least partially aware of these emotions and stirring them." 
> That's the essence of ACID POPS."

Valky:
Yes, I can agree to that, in basis, even a trapped Unicorn Snape fits
this criteria.


> Neri:
> I believe you've already expressed such sentiments in your post, so
> you're not committing yourself to anything here. I don't even mind 
> if you try mixing it with LOLLIPOPS. Really I don't. It might make 
> for a nice combination, I wouldn't know. Haven't tried it myself 
> because, frankly, I just can't stand *that* amount of sugar. 


Valky:
OOh I never could either, I spat my first Lollipop a while back now.
:D The Acid Pops really do offset the overload of the Lollipops
though, when they're mixed. the A.P. has a real bite to it, so there
isn't so much of a head rush and loss of all sense of reality from the
L.P's. (LOL)
(oooh I am in soo much trouble for that.. ) 




> Neri:
> Oh, and about Maternal!Snape, he doesn't interfere with ACID POPS
> Light at all. You can keep him, no problems. Only I personally think
> it's a pity that his protectiveness doesn't extend to 15 yrs old
> princesses just because their front teeth are too large.

Valky:
Yes, well Unicorn Snape has a bumpy road ahead, no doubt. I am missing
two of my canons at the moment so I can't enter this battle *right*
now. I can say, one might wonder if taking "I see no difference"
literally will help any, but I won't fire it yet.. Oh darn I already did. 
 



> 
> 
> > colebiancardi wrote:
> >
> > I have to say... what people will do for a ship - LOL.  Somehow, I 
> > can not see Snape wasting away for either a dead person(Lily) or 
> > for a very married woman(Cissa) for 15 years.  I can't see Snape 
> > turning his back on Voldemort because he wanted to *win* Cissa's 
> > love, her being a pureblood and a Voldemort supporter - I mean, 
> > talk about a way to woo a woman - join the other side that she is 
> > on!!  I can't see Snape turning his back on LV for a married woman 
> > with a newborn baby who is married to his childhood nemesis,   
> > either.

Valky:
Oh I do like them apples there Colebiancardi. Me neither, pitiful
wasted of a broken heart Snape is not necessary in either agreement is
it? I m not buying any broken heart sweets. Sorry, not interested. 


> 
> Neri:
> Wouldn't he also
> harbor and cultivate an old unrequited love? Wouldn't it also make 
> him act irrationally at critical moments? 

Valky:
Well um yes, I suppose he could, but I don't think it would take the
place of his first passion which is his rise to glory, and I don't
think it could stand as a respectable testimony to Holy Dumbledore,
y'know thou shalt not covet the other mans.. etc. It just doesn't seem
right to me. Snapes turn IMHO, really must be based on something far
more sublime than a teenage crush that never came to be, friendship I
think is a much closer match, and I'm not even buying that outright. 

I think, that there was some service done, other than spying,
something stark that revealed innocence in him. Enough to satisfy
Dumbledore that Snape was essentially not evil, in spite of his
awfulness. Not good, but certainly not evil either. 



> >>Valky:
> <snip>
> I just can't stand Snape in love with anybody, it doesn't work for
> me. *shivers*
> <snip>


Betsy Hp:
Snape doesn't neccessarily have to have been in romantic love with
Lily for my theory to work.

Valky:
Yesss Betsy, I think we can honestly say that I agree with that.

Valky
Still not sure if she prefers either of the Pops and is keeping a few
of each on hand.









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