FILK: Kill Him
Caius Marcius
coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Thu Feb 24 15:57:16 UTC 2005
No: HPFGUIDX 125130
Kill Him
To the tune of Tell Him by The Exciters - Words and Music by Bert
Russell
Hear the song at:
http://members.fortunecity.com/oldies19/oldiesbutgoodiesT.html
Dedicated to Pippin (great to see you filking again!)
THE SCENE: Somewhere remote. LORD VOLDEMORT breaks out in cheerful
song, accompanied by his highly trained CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
VOLDEMORT:
I know something about death
As well as being bad
Now that I've got some of his blood
Let's get rid of him
`Cause I want him to know
It's 23-Skidoo
Make him not to breathe
Here's what I must do:
VOLDEMORT & CHORUS
Kill him so he'll never overcome me/you
Kill him so he'll never overwhelm me/you
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, I/you vow
VOLDEMORT:
I know something about hate, you find your foe and then
Break him, then you annihilate
His crass existence
If you want him to be hit by homicide
If it would make sense to make him past tense
VOLDEMORT & CHORUS
Kill him so he'll never supercede me/you
Kill him so he'll never circumvent me/you
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, I/you vow
VOLDEMORT:
Ever since this thing began, he's thwarted every plan
He ought to be cremated, `cause I know that Trelawney
Spoke of a threat that she prognosticated, oh yeah!
I know something about fraud
You use the hidden hand
Show him what my wand is made of
Shan't incantatem
Then young Potter will see my great coup de grace
Take his life tonight, Avada Kedavra!
(CHORUS) AND VOLDEMORT
(Kill him so he'll never overtake you) oh, yeah
(Kill him so he'll never overturn you) yeah
(Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, you vow)
I won't let him go, now
(Kill him so he can't exterminate you) oh, yeah
(Kill him so he can't eliminate you) yeah
(Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him right now)
VOLDEMORT:
Just take his life, it's yours, and kill him
..
(Fade-out)
- CMC
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