Filk (and answer to filk support query)

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 129900

Dungrollin wrote:
> Apologies, I said I'd never do it again, I honestly thought
> I'd only ever write one FILK.  Turns out it's addictive.
> *Just say no*. Is there a support group I can join...?
> 
Ginger:  
Ah, no, my dear.  There is no help for you.  Resistance is futile; 
you will be assimilated.

So I dedicate this one to you.  Relax, enjoy, and filk again.

Uncle Albus/Slytherin Severus to the tune of Uncle Albert/Admiral 
Halsey by Sir Paul McCartney.

The scene:  James and Sirius have been taken to McGonnagal's office 
after the Prank.  Anxious to eavesdrop, Severus has hidden inside an 
oddly echoing adjoining broom closet.

DD enters the scene.  "Explain yourselves." he says.

James and Sirius affect their most beguiling personas and wheedling 
tones.

JAMES AND SIRIUS
We're so sorry, Uncle Albus.
We're so sorry we've brought Gryffindor to shame.
We're so sorry, Uncle Albus,
But we're really not as bad
As dear old Sevvie wants to claim.

We're so sorry, Uncle Albus.
We're so sorry, but we thought it was a joke to play.
We're so sorry, Uncle Albus,
But old Sevvie is a git and we just thought he'd go away.

SEVERUS (in the closet)
Heads of the Marauders ('rauders)
Heads are gonna fly.
Heads of the Marauders ('rauders)
Heads are gonna fly.

DUMBLEDORE
Slytherin Severus notified me
He followed your advise and he went up to a tree.
He went to take a look and just what did he see-
But Werewolf Guy.
(The full moon had arose, so he was no more a guy.)

SEVERUS
Heads of the Marauders ('rauders)
Heads are gonna fly.
Heads of the Marauders ('rauders)
Heads are gonna fly.

Oh, I feel a little tipsy-
Get around. (get around)
Get around this, Stag and Hound.
Wanna see you get around.
(repeat)
(reprise of Heads of the Marauders)


At this time, we don't know if they did get around it, but there are 
two more books.  Maybe we'll find out.

Ginger, who is so glad to get this post sent.  The computer ate it 
the first time, and the power went out during the second writing.  
Hopefully the third time is a charm.