What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 131370

Ok, I'll play:

DD at opening feast:  I'd like to introduce our new DADA teacher, 
Professor Shackelbolt.

Ron to everyone:  Did you hear?  The Chudley Canons are sending scouts 
to watch our games!  Their keeper is retiring in 3 years.

Cho to Marietta:  I don't think we'll be hanging out as much this year.

Winky to Hermione:  Winky is a free elf now, and Winky is giving Miss 
a piece of her mind.  Miss isn't ought to be butting in where Miss 
isn't wanted.  Miss is ought to be knitting for the homeless. 

DD to Kreacher: (sings) All in all, you're just another head on the 
wall.

DD to Molly:  We have an elf who is not taking well to freedom and 
will die of alcoholism if not re-enslaved.  Since you are so busy with 
the order, would you mind helping her?

Snape to MM:  Hold still.  There seems to be something on your neck.  
Let me get a closer look.  (wave to Pippin)

Aberforth to Albus:  I never did get over the disappointment of when I 
met our new nanny.

DD to Lupin (beginning of book):  I have a favour to ask for the 
summer.  Please have Harry stay with you and teach him advanced DADA.  
It will be good for you both.  Oh, yes, and tell him about his 
parents.  He is suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity. (10 
points to your house if you get the movie reference.)

Hagrid to Mme Maxime:  Er, so would yer marry me?

Some goofy ones for linguists: 

Snape to Lucius:  It's my fault really.  I didn't fully translate the 
potion and didn't realize that it didn't say "one ounce dragon heart" 
until I heard the Longbottom boy say "Accio Ventrical".

Hermione to Snape:  Professor?  Did someone mistranslate this potion?  
I'm sure step 4 should be to add 2 dragon's *eggs*.

Bad Ginger.  Go to your room.  

Ginger, who spent too much time on the computer last night and has 
mouse arm.  Ouch.