[HPforGrownups] Re: What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

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No: HPFGUIDX 131387

Me too!

Draco to Lucius: Hey Dad, what does Death taste like? Auughh!!

Snape to McGonigall: Here, let me buy you another butterbeer. Apparently
Lupin means wolf...

DD to Fawkes: Why are you disguised as a ham on rye sandwich? I can't threaten
Voldemort with a SNACK?!

Hermione to Percy: You know, we've got a lot in common, wanna date?

Tonks to Anyone: Sorry, sorry. Didn't see you in that chair in the corner
there. Can't think how I managed to spill boiling soup on you from the
kitchen. How was I to know about that loose floorboard.

MoM Customer service to Voldemort: Thankyou for calling our customer service,
we value your call! Please choose from our quick and easy menu. For evil plans
to overthrow the WW, please press 1. For dastardly alliances with horrible
monsters, please press 2.  For picking the most obvious way for Harry to
defeat you, please press 3. To return to the main menu please press 4. To have
a customer service representative attend your fireplace, please press 5. All
our Floos are full and our operators are busy. Please hold the fire and an
operator will be with you as soon as possible. Thankyou for your patience!
[insert infuriatingly cheerful music here]

Lupin to Harry: Well Harry, DD asked me to fill you in on a few details about
my past and your parents. Did you know that Lupin means "wolf"?

(duck)


Ewe2.

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