FILK: Super-Vicious

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 128728

Super-Vicious

To the tune of Superstition by Sevvie – I mean Stevie Wonder

Dedicated to Ginger (who keeps us in "super stitches")

THE SCENE: The Potions Dungeon. Enter SEVERUS SNAPE

SNAPE: Greetings, loyal fans.  Perhaps you have been wondering how it 
is that, year after year, I get away with such blatant emotional 
abuse of my students – not to mention my manifest dereliction of duty 
such as failing to inform my colleagues and superiors when I halted 
Potter's Occlumency lessons. The answer is quite simple, and is 
perhaps one you've had occasion to observe in your own place of 
humble Muggle employment

.

Little supervision, Dumble's laissez-faire
Little supervision, don't have to play fair
Thirteen-year old students cower in my class
Seven years of bad luck, if OWL exams they pass

When you ignore the things that you can't overlook
Then they suffer
Super-vicious is my way

Little supervision, no chain of command
Kids are not a problem, that's `cause I'm The Man
Harry had these weird dreams, won't empty his mind
Who cares if I save him, I won't be fined 

When you ignore the things that you can't overlook
Then it's rougher
Super-vicious is my way, yeah, yeah

Very superficial performance review
Lack of supervision, and so what else is new
Thirteen-year old students cower in my class
Seven years of bad luck, if OWL exams they pass

When you ignore the things that you can't overlook
It gets tougher
Super-vicious is my way, no, no, no

    -	CMC

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