Pick a son for Snape. Was: Papa Snape (was Re: more on JKR website update

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Potioncat:
This breaking news floored me! I mean, I know each and everyone of 
us has wondered about Snape and Luna....No, really, has anyone ever 
heard this rumor before? Is it something that's really been floating 
around somewhere else? As far as I'm concerned, JKR might as well 
have said "Snape doesn't own a white cat"!
So, I do have to wonder, again, unless this is a big concern on 
other sites: why did she bring this up? 
 
And, does this mean, Snape does not now nor never did have a 
daughter? Or Snape has never been a father? 
 
Potioncat (the twins, of course, were always a joke, but I'm not 
giving up on SNAPE!SON yet)


Alla:

Don't worry , you are not the only one who never heard this rumor 
before,  and I also think that she brought it up for the reason .

Unfortunately, I think that her saying "Snape does not have a 
daughter' can very much mean that Snape indeed has a son... or two.

Maybe twins will turn out to be not a joke after all. :-)

Seriously though ( sort of) let's examine possible candidates for 
having Snape as Daddy.

Now, I do enjoy good story of Snape being Harry's father, but 
fortunately for me, we can exclude Harry as candidate, right?

Hmmm, Ron has a red hair, so not much chance here either, unless 
Snape loved Lily indeed and Ron is a product of their love, who was 
then adopted by Weasleys.... Oh, does it mean that Ron is Harry's 
half-brother?

Maybe Dear Draco was born because Snape had hot and steamy affair 
with Narcissa right under Lucius nose? :-)

I guess Dark Haired boys are more likely possibility.

I think I will vote for Victor Krum as Snape's son for now. :-)

Alla,

who realises  the weirdness of this post of hers.