Pick a son for Snape. Was: Papa Snape (was Re: more on JKR website update

[Tammy]

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> Alla:
> 
> Don't worry , you are not the only one who never heard this rumor 
> before,  and I also think that she brought it up for the reason .
> 
> Unfortunately, I think that her saying "Snape does not have a 
> daughter' can very much mean that Snape indeed has a son... or two.
> 
> Maybe twins will turn out to be not a joke after all. :-)
> 
> Seriously though ( sort of) let's examine possible candidates for 
> having Snape as Daddy.
> 
> Now, I do enjoy good story of Snape being Harry's father, but 
> fortunately for me, we can exclude Harry as candidate, right?
> 
> Hmmm, Ron has a red hair, so not much chance here either, unless 
> Snape loved Lily indeed and Ron is a product of their love, who was 
> then adopted by Weasleys.... Oh, does it mean that Ron is Harry's 
> half-brother?
> 
> Maybe Dear Draco was born because Snape had hot and steamy affair 
> with Narcissa right under Lucius nose? :-)
> 
> I guess Dark Haired boys are more likely possibility.
> 
> I think I will vote for Victor Krum as Snape's son for now. :-)
> 
> Alla,
> 
> who realises  the weirdness of this post of hers.

Tammy:
my nomination for Snape's son (and yes, I had tons of fun
contemplating this subject even though JKR is probably just playing
with us):
Montague, the Slytherin who tried to take points from Fred and George
and got stuffed into that disappearing closet thingy. Since he's the
son of a teacher, he'd go by his mother's name probably. I can't
imagine Snape having a son in any house but Slytherin - not even Neville.

If JKR would toss a son out for Snape I think it would be one of the
lesser mentioned names, tossed out once or twice. 

But then again, I really like the idea of Victor being Snape's son -
can't you just picture Snape finding out that Victor had a thing for
little-miss-know-it-all?

Tammy, who loves weirdness and will cling to the idea that Snape has a
son like it's a donut during a famine