FILK: Whatever Became of Barty?

[athene42100]

No: HPFGUIDX 129059

I wrote this filk about Barty Crouch, Sr. aaaages ago, but never
posted it anywhere but my LJ.  This is to the tune of Tom Lehrer's
"Whatever Became of Hubert?"  I have searched for a MIDI or mp3 or
other sound file, but none seem to exist online.



Whatever became of Barty?
What caused him to disappear?
Once his prospects were grand,
And with wand in his hand
He guaranteed his career.

Once the future Minister QED,
Ah, but now his son's hobby impedes, he
Is no longer a good candidate,
For Junior it's too little too late.

"We must confess this scandal, Barty,"
Says each newspaper reader.
"Has made us wary of your party,
Please don't be our leader."

Whatever became of you, Barty?
What office do you now hold?
Is it big? Is it grand?
Do you now rule the land?
Does the world in your hand
Unfold?

Does Percy, devoting his life to your cause
Know the things you have done and the breaks in your laws?
Are you the newest convert to "spew"?
Barty, what happened to you?