Filk: That Potion Master's Fine

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 129289

To the tune of "Love Potion #9" by the Searchers.

For an off-list request that I have been sitting on far too long.

To Tonks_op.


The challenge was set for me: write a Sexy!Snape filk.  Easy enough, 
I thought.  The challenge continued:  a la Alan Rickman.  Now we hit 
a snagging point.  Rickman is indeed a hottie, but my Sexy!Snape came 
off the pages themselves.

But, Rickman or canon, all the Snape fangirls agree: That potion 
master's fine.


That Potion Master's Fine:

There's a professor in the Potter books.
Only in movies does he have good looks.
Though there are folks who just wish he would resign,
The Snape Fangirls agree that (sigh) that potion master's fine.

Some scour the books to see what makes him tick.
Some dash to theatres to see each flick.
Each says to herself "ooh, I want to make him mine".
And they all agree that (sigh) that potion master's fine.

They say he's a jerk and a git and a dink,
But there's something about him that just tickles us pink.
He makes us all react like we've had too much to drink.
We raise our nose, and close our eyes to what they think.

His silky voice just fills us with delight.
His snarky attitude fits him just right.
When he swishes his cloak, it is borderline divine.
Concensus of the fangirls: (sigh) That potion master's fine.
(repeat)

Ginger, who loves Snape for his caustic wit.