Filk: That Potion Master's Fine

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No: HPFGUIDX 129330

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "quigonginger" 
<quigonginger at y...> wrote:
> To the tune of "Love Potion #9" by the Searchers.
> 
> For an off-list request that I have been sitting on far too long.
> 
> To Tonks_op.
> 
> 
> The challenge was set for me: write a Sexy!Snape filk.  Easy 
enough, 
> I thought.  The challenge continued:  a la Alan Rickman.  Now we 
hit 
> a snagging point.  Rickman is indeed a hottie, but my Sexy!Snape 
came 
> off the pages themselves.
> 
> But, Rickman or canon, all the Snape fangirls agree: That potion 
> master's fine.
> 
> 
> That Potion Master's Fine:
> 
> There's a professor in the Potter books.
> Only in movies does he have good looks.
> Though there are folks who just wish he would resign,
> The Snape Fangirls agree that (sigh) that potion master's fine.
> 
> Some scour the books to see what makes him tick.
> Some dash to theatres to see each flick.
> Each says to herself "ooh, I want to make him mine".
> And they all agree that (sigh) that potion master's fine.
> 
> They say he's a jerk and a git and a dink,
> But there's something about him that just tickles us pink.
> He makes us all react like we've had too much to drink.
> We raise our nose, and close our eyes to what they think.
> 
> His silky voice just fills us with delight.
> His snarky attitude fits him just right.
> When he swishes his cloak, it is borderline divine.
> Concensus of the fangirls: (sigh) That potion master's fine.
> (repeat)
> 
> Ginger, who loves Snape for his caustic wit.

You can turn a deaf ear; you can turn a blind eye 
To his faults, you can titter and sigh,
Just remember: be wary and toe the line 
Or he'll have you for supper and wash down with wine.