FILK: More Butterbeers

[ewe2]

No: HPFGUIDX 141004


What if Imposter!Tonks is wrong? Your HP4GU reporter penguin investigates...


More Butterbeers, a filk by ewe2 to the tune of The Police's Driven To Tears

(No midi's sorry)

Tonks, distrusted by readers and abandoned by Lupin, sits at the Hogs Head
drowning her sorrows and declaims drunkenly to the bar in general:

Potter readers think I'm somehow responsible
Crept the halls of Hogwarts behind Harry
Don't they know what love is? Why can't they see?
This isn't a Polyjuiced version of me

I drink Butterbeers
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Metamorphing's boring, Lupin doesn't care
Alone I palely loiter, except for some drunken female house-elf
Seems that when a girl's feeling sad
All you can do is claim they're some kind of spy
Too much opinion and not enough truth
It makes me wanna cry

In Butterbeers
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Boo-hoo-hoo
Boo-hoo-hoo
Boo-hoo-hoo
It's empty...

(Nymphadora and Winky (for it was she) indulge in a knees-up on the table to
the raucous cheering of the clientele and a half-blind goblin fiddler playing
an erratic solo.)

Resistance is futile, Patronuses don't get through
What'll happen to Nympho?  What is it to you?

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Eeek! The Womance! Pwecious Ruve! Fish!

ewe2, overcome by something in his seawater.

-- 
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage