FILK: Lavender Brown

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 139764

Lavender Brown

To the tune of Send in the Clowns, from Sondheim's A Little Night 
Music

THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Room. RON laments his wayward love life.

RON:
Isn't that her? Should I go hide?
I'd thought that I'd be unbound
Instead I'm tied
To Lavvy Brown

I lost one who's a paragon
And now the girl who I've found
Calls me "Won-Won"
Lavender Brown
She gets me down

Just when I'd stopped being a dong
Finally getting my chance to snog all day long
Ent'ring the classroom again, I then saw I would flunk
Without my Herm
My ship is sunk

Do I love Herm?
She'd make me swoon
If only I had greater range
Than a teaspoon.
But where's Lavvy Brown?
Quick, hide me from Brown.
And make it damn soon.

Aren't I a dork? Isn't this dumb?
Wanting someone who has both
Cormac and Krum?
But where's Lavvy Brown?
I must escape Brown.
Too late, here she comes
..

   -	CMC

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