FILK: Watching Lou’s Son Whine

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 140334

For some odd and inpenetrably obscure reason, this filk is set to the 
exact same tune as Ginger's Its All About Fungi (message 140292)

Watching Lou's Son Whine (HBP, Chap. 19)

To the tune of Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves

THE SCENE: Pomfrey's infirmary. DOBBY voluntarily agrees to assist 
Harry in an assignment that his Grimmauld Place counterpart will 
agree to only under magic coercion

DOBBY (to Harry):  
He says that he never will serve you, contempt you're beneath
He wants to condemn you that way, so I knocked out his teeth
Now ev'ryone knows he's a maniac when it comes to pure blood
So if he is wantin' to fight me, my fists will go thud

I'm whacking on Kreacher, whoa oh
I'm whacking on Kreacher, whoa oh
I'm whacking on Kreacher, whoa oh
I'm whacking on Kreacher, whoa oh
Won't he feel it good, hey, let's fight now
Won't he feel it good!

You know how much Dobby does love you, I'll never fall short
And Kreacher now has to obey you, says Black's probate court
Now you tell us both to start sneakin' and follow Malfoy (ho, ho!)
I'll go without sleep for one whole week till I learn of his ploy

We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh 
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
Won't he feel it good, hey, let's fight now
Won't he feel it good

We're watching Lou's son whine, we're watching Lou's son whine
His tails are elves, his tails are elves, his tails are elves who'll 
really squeal
Avail myself, avail myself
Avail myself to really squeal against Draco, Harry, oh
Oh yeah, against Draco, Harry, oh

Now we're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh 
We're watching Lou's son whine, whoa oh
Won't he feel it good, hey, let's fight now
Won't he feel it good

I spy it, I spy it, I spy it again, now
And won't I squeal good, hey, yeah now
And won't I squeal good, hey
Now won't I, won't I, won't I, won't I, won't I, won't I, squeal good
I spy it, I spy it, I spy it again, now



   -	CMC

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