Punishments for Snape and Umbridge (more on the funny side)

[dumbledore11214]

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Yes, I know we had been through that topic many times, but since I 
just chatted with one very funny person, whose name is Ceridwen, 
please blame her for that post :) ( which me being an elfy type is 
not even sure totally okay for the main list, but since we are 
talking about canon characters, I think I can talk myself into 
thinking that this is on topic enough ;))

So, yes, I want Snape punished, blah, blah, blah, but I figured that 
as a condition for Snape's pardon for what he did ( whatever he did, 
am not going into specifics now, but of course to be punished he 
needed to have done something bad, so insert here whatever you 
prefer), the best punishment just may be Snape serving as a tutor 
for Harry and Ginny twelve children :), you know - be the tutor or 
go to Azkaban ( I wonder if Snape may just choose Azkaban ;))

Just imagine the juicy stories Snape may have to tell the kids about 
mom's and dad's school years. :)

Oh, year and Ceridwen suggested that Umbridge may have been of use 
also as a tutor either for Twins' children or for Lupins' children ( 
you know, 24/7 live in tutor and *no" days off on the full moon).

Heeeee, the alternative punishment would be the Choir of Centaurs 
singing Lulabies to her everyday before bed. :)

Any other punishments?

Alla and Ceridwen ( sorry, dear, don't kill me :))