Punishments for Snape and Umbridge (more on the funny side)

[lupinlore]

No: HPFGUIDX 157434

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> Any other punishments?
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> Alla and Ceridwen ( sorry, dear, don't kill me :))
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For Snapey-poo and Umbridge, hmmm?  Well, I've already given a list 
for Umbridge, so for Snapey-poo:

1) As a reward for his actions during the war, he merits his own 
personal servant.  Kreacher is assigned to the job.

2)  Being fitted with a collar that gives an electric shock 
everytime he says something abusive.

3)  Taking up a career in musical theater as a female impersonator, 
starting with old clothes borrowed from Neville's grandmother.

4)  Having to go into hiding at 12 Grimmauld Place where the 
Dursleys are also in residence.

5)  Having his wand broken and being sentenced to teach chemistry at 
a modern muggle school

6)  As there are no full teaching posts available at Hogwarts, he is 
assigned as an assistant to the new potions teacher -- Neville 
Longbottom.

7)  As there are no full teaching posts available at Hogwarts, he is 
assigned as an assistant to the new DADA teacher -- Harry Potter.

8)  Unemployed, he has to take the only job available, as a stock 
clerk at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.



Just a few ideas,


Lupinlore