FILK: Change ‘Em to Rock

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 162394

Change `Em to Rock 

to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock 

A You-Tube performance – ignore the visual! – here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS_I4Yd3CJM

Here's my first 2006 HP Xmas Carol - if you post an Xmas song here 
between now and 12-25, I will immediately upload it to the Very Harry 
Christmas page (with your permission, of course):

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/Christmas.htm

THE SCENE: Hogwarts' plumbing.  THE BASILISK takes a page from Mary 
Poppins' robin ("He knows a song/Will move the job along"), and sings 
a merry tune to itself as it goes about its sinister doings
..

BASILISK:
Change `em all, change `em all, change `em to rock
How they will shine when adamantine
Smelling and yelling for rivers of blood
For the Chamber op'd with a thud! 

Give em a, give `em a, give `em a shock
Basilisk eyes will cats paralyze
Scaring and tearing in the Entrance Hall
Making flesh to crawl.

What a dark time, it's a stark crime
To knock off Headless Nick
Turned into smoke, he will soon croak
As will Justin and that Granger chick
Giddy-up basilisk, death we will eat
Riddle will not be mocked
Hiss and a-slither to a Slytherin beat
As I change `em to
 
As I change `em to
As I change `em to rock!

    -	CMC

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