What will become of Dolores Umbridge?

[Deb]

No: HPFGUIDX 155367

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "lupinlore" <rdoliver30 at ...> 
wrote:
>
> Now for something that is neither Snapey-poo or horcruxes.  JKR has 
> told us that we will be seeing Umbridge again, as she wants 
> to "torture her a bit more" before having done with her -- which is 
> good, since Umbridge and her treatment of Harry is one of the big 
> dangling threads, and big moral issues, with which JKR needs to deal.

(Snip)

LOL lupinlore!! Those are marvelous. My suggestions would be:

9 - Someone (probably the Weasley twins) send her a birthday gift of a 
box of Chocolate Frogs laced with PolyJuice - to which has been added 
a bit of real frog skin. But other than tinting her hair and skin 
green and causing her voice to get croaky, the effects are not very 
noticable. 

10 - Because of her experience as an educator (miniscule as that is) 
she is selected to continue Grawp's education when Hagrid and Madame 
Maxine decide to elope. 

11 - After being hexed by an irate Hogwarts Alum, she is treated at St 
Mungo's and her bed is between the dog-faced lady and Gilderoy 
Lockhart who now is learning to care for Cornish Pixies as part of his 
therapy.

12 - Someone (again probably Fred and George) sign her up for the 
Fantastic Beast of the Month club - selections include nifflers, 
skrewts, kneazles, etc. 

13 - Somehow a centaur foal accidentally imprints on Delores and 
follows her everywhere calling "Mama, Mama, Mama" 

14 - Peeves' younger cousin, Irks, is looking for a job so Peeves 
sends him to Delores's home