What will become of Dolores Umbridge?

[littleleahstill]

No: HPFGUIDX 155384

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Deb" <djklaugh at ...> wrote:
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> LOL lupinlore!! Those are marvelous. My suggestions would be:
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> 9 - Someone (probably the Weasley twins) send her a birthday gift 
of a 
> box of Chocolate Frogs laced with PolyJuice - to which has been 
added 
> a bit of real frog skin. But other than tinting her hair and skin 
> green and causing her voice to get croaky, the effects are not 
very 
> noticable. 
> 
> 10 - Because of her experience as an educator (miniscule as that 
is) 
> she is selected to continue Grawp's education when Hagrid and 
Madame 
> Maxine decide to elope. 
> 
> 11 - After being hexed by an irate Hogwarts Alum, she is treated 
at St 
> Mungo's and her bed is between the dog-faced lady and Gilderoy 
> Lockhart who now is learning to care for Cornish Pixies as part of 
his 
> therapy.
> 
> 12 - Someone (again probably Fred and George) sign her up for the 
> Fantastic Beast of the Month club - selections include nifflers, 
> skrewts, kneazles, etc. 
> 
> 13 - Somehow a centaur foal accidentally imprints on Delores and 
> follows her everywhere calling "Mama, Mama, Mama" 
> 
> 14 - Peeves' younger cousin, Irks, is looking for a job so Peeves 
> sends him to Delores's home

Leah:

Great ideas, loved St Mungo's.

15. Dolores' kitten plates are found to be enchanted muggle 
artefacts and are destroyed by Arthur Weasley (no actual kittens 
will be harmed). 

16. The MOM appoint Hagrid to carry out a survey of the Forbidden 
Forest. Dolores is appointed as his ministry assistant.

17. Rufus Scrimgeour orders Delores to select a present for his 
grandson from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. Fred and George are asked 
to demonstrate the full range to her, including of course a  dose of 
You-no-poo.
Leah