What will become of Dolores Umbridge? Another Filking Reply

[Randy]

No: HPFGUIDX 155621

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Hagrid" <aussie_lol at ...> 
wrote:
>
> Rita Skeeter could do a story on her that reveals her quill. In an 
> effort to distance himself from Umbridge, Fudge will leak that 
Dolores 
> sent the Dementors to attack Harry. 
> 
> Harry and Rita are vindicated.
> 
> Umbridge crosses over to DE to escape and LV gets her to work with 
the 
> dementors.
> 
> Is that tortured enough? ... lol
>

What should we do with Dolores Umbridge?
(sung to the tune of "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?"

What should we do with Dolores Umbridge?
What should we do with Dolores Umbridge?
What should we do with Dolores Umbridge?
Early in the morning!

Throw her in woods with a hundred Centaurs!
Throw her in woods with a hundred Centaurs!
Throw her in woods with a hundred Centaurs!
Early in the morning!

She might escape and tell the Ministry!
She might escape and tell the Ministry!
She might escape and tell the Ministry!
Early in the morning!

Toss her in a cell with a Dementor!
Toss her in a cell with a Dementor!
Toss her in a cell with a Dementor!
Early in the morning!

Dementors said they're afraid of Umbridge!
Dementors said they're afraid of Umbridge!
Dementors said they're afraid of Umbridge!
Early in the morning!

Make her sign books for JK Rowling!
Make her sign books for JK Rowling!
Make her sign books for JK Rowling!
Early in the morning!

Rowling's afraid she'll scare the kiddies!
Rowling's afraid she'll scare the kiddies!
Rowling's afraid she'll scare the kiddies!
Early in the morning!

Suck out her soul with an incantation!
Suck out her soul with an incantation!
Suck out her soul with an incantation!
Early in the morning!

McGonagall says that "she doesn't have one!"
McGonagall says that "she doesn't have one!"
McGonagall says that "she doesn't have one!"
Early in the morning!
Make her kiss toads `til she finds a husband!
Make her kiss toads `til she finds a husband!
Make her kiss toads `til she finds a husband!
Early in the morning!

The Reptile Union will sue our fannies!
The Reptile Union will sue our fannies!
The Reptile Union will sue our fannies!
Early in the morning!

Make her set sail with Davy Jones' Ghost ship!
Make her set sail with Davy Jones' Ghost ship!
Make her set sail with Davy Jones' Ghost ship!
Early in the morning!

Davy's afraid that she'll scare the Kraken!
Davy's afraid that she'll scare the Kraken!
Davy's afraid that she'll scare the Kraken!
Early in the morning!

So what do you do with Dolores Umbridge!
What do you do with Dolores Umbridge!
What do you do with Dolores Umbridge!
Early in the morning!


I just could not get that tune out of my head tonight!  
Thanks so much to whoever came up with that funny phrase!

Red Eye Randy