How to destroy a horcrux
amiabledorsai
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Sat May 27 12:22:38 UTC 2006
No: HPFGUIDX 152983
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "maidne" <maidne at ...> wrote:
>
> I just had an idea of Harry gathering up all of the horcruxes and
> chucking them one by one at a group of dementors. Sort of like
> throwing bread into a flock of seagulls. :p Of course you want to
> toss them from a fair distance. (This applies to both dementors and
> seagulls.)
Amiable Dorsai:
I like this, save for a niggling fear that the Dementors might turn
the Horcruxes over to their current leader. Harry would want to make
the Horcruxes as attractive as possibe to the Dementors, to preclude
that possibility.
So here's what to do: Harry should get the twins to put together a
little ad campaign. Just imagine it....
New Dark Lord Brand Soul Bits!
With a crunchy exterior, and a smooth, creamy soul center!
Only one seventh the calories!
Try our new Dark Curse Flavor!
Limited Quantity, Buy Now!
Amiable Dorsai
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