How to destroy a horcrux

[Najwa]

No: HPFGUIDX 153010


"maidne" <maidne@> wrote:
> > I just had an idea of Harry gathering up all of the horcruxes and 
> > chucking them one by one at a group of dementors.  Sort of like 
> > throwing bread into a flock of seagulls.  :p  <snip>
> 
> Amiable Dorsai:
> I like this, save for a niggling fear that the Dementors might turn
> the Horcruxes over to their current leader. Harry would want to make
> the Horcruxes as attractive as possibe to the Dementors, to preclude
> that possibility.
> 
> So here's what to do: Harry should get the twins to put together a
> little ad campaign.  Just imagine it....
> 
> New Dark Lord Brand Soul Bits!
> 
> With a crunchy exterior, and a smooth, creamy soul center!
> 
> Only one seventh the calories!
> 
> Try our new Dark Curse Flavor!
> 
> Limited Quantity, Buy Now!


Najwa:
I'll take three please. Oh wait, I'm not the targetted consumer. That
is an interesting way of dealing with it, or just some how let Harry
wear the tiara, and the original locket, and whatever else is left
(considering he might not need to wear anything else since he might be
the Horcrux) and just march up to a hungry dementor and aim these
trinkets at the thing's mouthhole to avoid anymore trouble. I'd
suggest that he leave promptly afterwards, because I wouldn't want the
Dementors to leave a nasty mess and Harry have to clean that up. Who
knows how digested Voldie soul fragments effect the stomach.