Inappropriate charms on a goat

[abergoat]

No: HPFGUIDX 158504


houyhnhnm wrote:

> I think the Sherlock-Mycroft post was in the back of 
> my mind.  I agree that Albus' questioning whether 
> Aberforth can read could be taken as an illustration 
> of his eccentricity only.

Abergoat:

Oooo, cannot let that one pass. Dumbledore's words:
1) Head held high (ever seen a goat?)
2) MAY not be able to read (McGonagall the cat can, but a goat may not)
3) Went about business as usual (kicking people out if HIS bar? A goat
can do that...)

And it answers:
1) Why Aberforth isn't in the second Order
2) Why Mundungus will talk to the CURRENT barman without disguise
3) Why no one consoles the CURRENT barman that he funeral
4) How Aberforth avoided conviction for 'inappropriate charms'
5) Why the bar STILL smells of goats
6) Why Voldemort didn't come after him for the prophecy (he did)

Abergoat, who will keep it up until book seven comes out and
embarrasses her...