Harry the author

[eggplant107]

No: HPFGUIDX 175412

I heard somebody say Harry has already written his memoirs using the
penname J K Rowling, but I don't think that's true. I doubt Harry will
ever write his memoirs, he has no reason to, he doesn't need the money
and he already has far far more fame than he'd like. And even if he
did write them I'll bet the book would stink to high heaven. To
produce a good autobiography an author needs to bare his soul, but
Harry is a very private person who has difficulty expressing his
deepest thoughts and feelings to even his closest friends; I just
can't see Harry telling all to total strangers. And Harry has no sense
for the dramatic, whenever he is forced to explain one of his
incredible adventures he somehow makes it sound routine and dull as
dishwater. Harry will write books but they will be dry but very good
textbooks about potions and Defense Against The Dark Arts.
  
  Eggplant Gellert Grindelwald