[HPforGrownups] Re: Myrtle and Olive (and Tulip)

[Bart Lidofsky]

No: HPFGUIDX 177351

From: Elizabeth Snape <snapes_witch at yahoo.com>
"Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)" 
>> What does TULIP stand for?
>>
>
>I was raised Presbyterian and was also unfamiliar with TULIP, so I fell 
>back on good ole Google where I found TULIP explained at:
>
>http://www.tulip.org/tulip.html

Bart:
1) It is said that Episcopalianism is unique, in that it interferes with neither your politics nor your religion. 

2) Three men died, a Lutheran, a Roman Catholic, and a Calvinist, died and went to Hell. But God granted them each an audience, to explain how they got there.

The Lutheran simply asked, "Why was I sent to Hell?"
And God answered, "Because you lacked faith."
The Catholic said, "But God, I had full faith in you. Why did I go to Hell?" 
And God answered, "You did not do enough good works."
And the Calvinist said, "But God! I had faith! I did good works! I didn't know I'd end up here!"
And God answered, "Well, now you do."

Bart