Happy New Year's from Hexquarters!

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No: HPFGUIDX 188672

*Speedy Elf staggers to the doorway of Hexquarters and looks around to see if anyone has heard the noise*

Cardi Elf: Sssssshhhhh, they's going to hear all the noise we is making!
Zaney Elf: We should be turning down the music or everyone will be wanting to party with us.
*Alika Elf accidentally turns up the music*
*Exmoor Elf falls off chair in surprise at the sudden commotion*

*Vexxy Elf and Shorty Elf are behind the bar, concocting multicoloured drinks and handing them out to passing Elves*
Marvin Elf: Look at this! They is making drinks that smoke and bubble!
Twisp Elf: Oh, oh, can I be having one of each?
Corbie Elf: You will be getting very drunk if you is drinking that much!
Phlytie Elf: But they said that is what New Year's celebrations is all about, having parties and misbehaving.
Zippy Elf: I is never misbehaving. *hiccups*
Blinky Elf grins: I think you has been drinking too much butterbeer!

Penapart Elf: Shouldn't we be inviting all the List Members to join the party?
Crikey Elf: But we will have to be sharing the drinks if we do that!
Kroppy Elf: Hmmm... do we want to be sharing the drinks? Are there enough for everyone?
Kelley Elf: It is a MAGIC bar, there is always enough drinks to go around!
Rylly Elf: And we can be making them wear silly party hats if they want to be drinking at OUR bar!
*Speedy Elf drags out a box of party hats and noisemakers*
Zaney Elf: We is prepared for this!

*Cardi Elf throws wide the doors of Hexquarters*
*Corbie Elf hangs up a sign that says "Party in Progress - Everyone Welcome"*
*Marvin Elf tacks another sign below that reads "Free drinks for all"*
Alika Elf: That'll get them all here!

Exmoor Elf: I know, let's get their attention. Everyone on the count of three...

The tipsy List Elves stumble into formation, leaning on each other for support and hoisting drinks in the vague direction of the Main List.

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, EVERYONE!