Ravished Umbridge? [imported]

[naamagatus]

I've decided to import another message I posted on the main list:



Umbridge and the centaurs. Exactly what did the centaurs *do* to her? 
Hem hem <denoting real embarassment for once> .In the hospital room, 
Umbridge appears deeply traumatized, yet with no visible physical 
injury. I don't want to sound too gross, but as far as I recall of 
Greek mythology, centaurs were connected with fertility rites 
(right?). Aren't there stories of centaurs sweeping into villages, 
taking with them the women and engaging in, umm, *fertility* rites? 
See where I'm going here? JKR *wouldn't* be hinting at what I think 
she's hinting at, right? <shudders>


Naama