Ravished Umbridge? [imported]

[Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "naamagatus" <naama_gat at h...> 
wrote:

> 
> Umbridge and the centaurs. Exactly what did the centaurs *do* to
> her? 
> Hem hem <denoting real embarassment for once> 

I saw your post on the Main List, and before that I saw another post 
(I don't remember whose) that cheerfully suggested that Umbridge, 
hater of all part-humans, was now going to have a part-Centaur baby.
I imagine a half-centaur would be a silenus, but JKR depicted her 
Centaurs as so ... anti-taking-action ... that it's difficult to 
imagine them having sex at all, let alone as an act of violence ...