Major Spoilers.... Some Sirius Music!!

[Randy Estes]

Bravo, Bravo to Phyllis for the Umbridge song!
She always makes me think of that Elvis song...
"Don't Be Cruel"

DJ takes to microphone....I'd like to dedicate the
following to Penny and Carole and all you lovely
ladies out there in cyberspace....

After reading all the posts on this "old crowd" list,
I feel we should follow this one up with an old
Beatles' tune:

sung to the tune of
Hey, You've Got to Hide Your Love Away!
By Lennon & McCartney


Hey, She Just Can't Kill off Sirius Black!
words by Randy Estes

Here I stand book in hand
Just got back from the mall.
Now he's gone I can't go on
Feelin' two foot small.

I read Book four and yelled for more
I waited three long years
Then I find she's lost her mind
I'm fighting back the tears!

Hey, She just can't kill off Sirius Black!
Hey, She's got to bring my Sirius Back!

Waited in line to get Book five
I stayed up way too long
Then I read that my baby's dead
How could things go so wrong?

How can she say to me
Harry will find a way.
I don't care cause it's just not fair
Sirius Black must stay!

Hey, She just can't kill off Sirius Black!
Hey, She's got to bring my Sirius Back!

JKR, wherever you are
You've got some explaining to do!
Listen hon, our Fanfics aren't done
And he's our favorite dude!

Hey, You just can't kill off Sirius Black!
Hey, Go find some way to bring him back!

Hey, You just can't kill off Sirius Black!
Hey, Find a way to bring Padfoot Back!

musical interlude....

JKR's response...
sung to the tune of 
We Can Work it Out 
by the Beatles

"I Just Wrote Him Out!"
words by Randy Estes

Try to see it my way
I could get it right and still you'd think that its
all wrong!
Why should I do it your way?
If I left him in, then these books would all be twice
as long!

What's this all about?
I just wrote him out!

These books aren't that short and there's no time 
For fussing and fighting my friends.
I have always thought these characters were mine
So I will ask you once again.

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
It's not your story anyway
And who's this idiot who keeps writing these stupid
songs! :0)

What's this all about?
I just wrote him out!

These books aren't that short and there's no time 
For fussing and fighting my friends.
I have always thought these characters were mine
So I will ask you once again.

Try to see it my way
I'm the one in charge and there are things that you
don't know.
Why should I do it your way?
My husband's getting jealous and said that Padfoot's
got to go!

What's this all about?
I just wrote him out!

music fades...."That's another back to back hit
request on WJKR ...All Potter....All the time...."

Red Eye Randy signing off...


--- Phyllis <erisedstraeh2002 at ...> wrote:
> To the tune of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
> 
> You come on really funny, like poison and honey
> Lips with a cough like a whine
> You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> 
> You're all fluffy cardigans and Alice bands, ooh,
> we're not your fans
> Toad-like eyes that bulge so fine
> You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> 
> You're my enemy, you're the one I've been fearing
> We've hated each other since the day of my hearing
> You touched my hand, my scar went pop
> Ooh, when we argued I could not stop
> 
> You walked out of my nightmares and into my school
> Now you're the devil divine
> You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> 
> You're my enemy, you're the one I've been fearing
> We've hated each other since the day of my hearing
> You touched my hand, my scar went pop
> Ooh, when we argued I could not stop
> 
> You walked out of my nightmares and into the forest
> Now you're the centaurs' new sign
> You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> You're Dolores Jane, so hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you
> weren't mine
> All not mine, all not mine, all not mine
> All not mine, all not mine, all not mine
> 
> ~Phyllis
> btw, this is my first filk!
> 
> 


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