Rewriting OotP

[Caius Marcius]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Caius Marcius" 
<coriolan_cmc at h...> wrote:

> > 
> 
> Stately, plump Vernon Dursely came from the stairway, bearing a 
> newspaper in which a baggage-handler and a budgie were described. 
His 
> wide purple face, ungallant, was sustained genocidally before him 
by 
> the sultry summer air. He held the remote aloft and intoned: "Glad 
to 
> see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he, anyway?"
> 

And by the same author:

privetrun, past figg and dungy's, from swerve of owl to dementors' 
day, bring us by a grimmauldius bulstrode of Rictusempra back to 
Hogth Castle and environs....

  - CMC (summing up chap 1-11)