[the_old_crowd] A dastardly Voldy plan - was: Re: Lockets

[Randy Estes]

All of this talk of lockets and inferi conjures up a
scene in my head with music playing.  There's RAB
singing with Sting's voice that Police song "Message
in a Locket!" (to the tune of 'Message in a Bottle')

As the fast reggae guitar, drum, and bass play, we see
RAB shouting

I'm sending out an SOS 
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS 
I'm sending out an SOS

Then the inferi get out of the water and start dancing
in the fashion of a Michael Jackson "Thriller" video.

Message in a Locket
Message in a Locket

Stewart Copeland is banging on the drums which
surround the bowl of potion, and Andy Summers is
enthralled to hear his guitar riff echoing off the
walls of the cave while the Inferi are jamming in
time.

I'm sending out an SOS 
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS 
I'm sending out an SOS

Sting is slapping the strings on his bass while
Kreacher is dong his spin moves on the boat.


By the way I think Michael Jackson is really an
inferi, or he may just have created too many horcruxes
at this point! I know his face did not look like that
20 years ago and there is no way he gets to teach at
Hogwarts!  ;0)

Red Eye Randy


Message in a Locket
Message in a Locket

Sending out an SOS
Sending out an SOS...

As the band sinks into the lake until the next wizard
shows up...maybe that is what really happened to the
Police after all.






--- entropymail <entropymail at ...> wrote:

> --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "dungrollin"
> <spotthedungbeetle at h...> wrote:
> 
> > I think you're absolutely right. But I'm also
> convinced R.A.B. is 
> > Regulus, and I'm suspicious of Regulus finding the
> cave and getting 
> > the locket out by his own and on his self. I think
> he had help from 
> > a senior DE <snip>
> > 
> > I'm looking for a DE who was ticked off with
> Voldy, but who didn't 
> > necessarily want him to know that they were <snip>
> > 
> > Obviously, it can't have been Snape,<snip>
> > Bella <snip>
> > Barty Crouch Junior? <snip>
> > Nott, Rosier, Mulciber, Dolohov, Lestrange
> (presumably Rodolphus, 
> > Rabastan or their father) and Avery (etc...)
> > 
> > Dungrollin
> 
> 
> Yes, the initials plus the locket found at Grimmauld
> place in OOP was
> enough to convince me that the author of the note
> was Regulus. But who
> helped him? What about Kreacher? 
> 
> Harry mentions that the boat "doesn't look like it
> was built for two
> people" and is worried that the boat will support
> both of their
> weights.  Supposing that Regulus was an
> average-sized man, Kreacher's
> small, somewhat emaciated frame would not have added
> any significant
> amount of weight to the small craft.
> 
> Dumbledore's response to Harry's concern is that
> "Voldemort will not
> have cared about the weight, but about the amount of
> magical power
> that crossed his lake. I rather think an enchantment
> will have been
> placed upon this boat so that only one wizard at a
> time will be able
> to sail in it."  One *wizard*. We already know that
> house elves have
> strong magical powers of their own, but it seems to
> be separate from
> the type of magic that wizards possess (we have seen
> that they are
> immune to Hogwart's enchantments against apparating
> and disapparating
> and such).  Just as Kreacher's weight was
> insignificant to the sailing
> of the boat, so were his magical powers undetected
> by the enchantment.
> 
> Finally, if the locket found at Grimmauld Place
> turns out to be the
> HorseCrax locket, we could easily connect the dots
> that Kreacher was
> able to get his hands on the locket and tuck it away
> at Grimmauld
> Place before Regulus had a chance to figure out what
> to do with it. 
> 
> :: Entropy ::
> 
> 
> 



		
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