FILK: Dumbledore's Dead

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While you're all staggering from the impact of Ginger's masterpiece, I thought
I'd sneak in my 2nd filk of all time to honour Sigune's interesting post and
sum up Snape's ambiguity. The mere fact that I am making a clumsy attempt to
finish Gail's quest to filk the entire Beatles canon is neither here nor
there (or perhaps everywhere).

Dumbledore Dead (to the tune of Norwegian Wood)

I once took a Vow
Or should I say, it once took me
She begged for her son
This won't look good on my CV

She asked me to say that I'd save him and Bella would Bond
She got me to do it I must have been out of my mind

We knelt on the floor, 
she grasped my hand, Bella, her wand
She said if he failed, 
I'd do the job, it smacked my gob

And Draco was hopeless and so I was forced by the Vow
In front of four DE's I gave Albus the Green Ka-Pow!

And when we got out
I was alone, phoenix had flown
Won't Voldy be pleased?
"Isn't it good, Dumbledore dead?"

-- 
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage