Smite Albus

[fhmaneely]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Randy" <estesrandy at y...> wrote:
>
> The Scene:  Voldemort sits by a quiet fire smoking his pipe and 
> ponders his next move
..
> 
> Smite Albus
> (sung to the tune of  White Christmas)
> 
> I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> Cause I'm a no good so and so
> If Malfoy should miss him
> Then I'll be listenin'
> To hear
> Snape deal him the blow.
> 
> I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> With every evil plan I write
> May his days be numbered tonight
> And may all those kids of his feel fright
> 
> I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> He never trusted me you know
> Said I was abusive
> Somewhat elusive
> Made me return things that I stole.
> 
> I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> With him my plans never work right
> May old Dumbledore die tonight
> And may all those kids of his feel fright 
> 
> 
> Copyright 2005 by Randy Estes  All magical and muggle rights 
reserved.
>
Since it is the 40th aniversary of the Sound of Music.....how about a 
filk sung to tune of How Do You Sove a Problem Like Maria.  Change 
Maria to Voldie. 
How do you solve a problem like Voldie
How do you kill man who's soul has split....

That's about all I can come up with.

Regards,
Fran