Filk: The Dark Lords Song

[Randy]

What Harry Potter Christmas collection would be complete without the 
Dark Lords Song

The Dark Lords Song
 
Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by Torme and Wells
New words by Randy Estes

Dark Marks glowing on our exposed arms
Someone misplaced Master's nose
Hanging out by an old muggle grave
And folks dressed up in masks and robes

Everybody knows some flesh and blood and stolen bone
Will help make Master feel alright
Harry Potter with his scar all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

Harry knows that Voldy's on his way
He's goaded lots of former
Servants to obey
And Barty Crouch's son is gonna spy
As Mister Moody with the magical eye.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase 
To wizards not watching for You Know Who
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Voldemort's after you!


Copyright 2005 by Randy Estes  All rights reserved.