FILK: Dumbledore's Army

[dungrollin]

Dumbledore's Army – to the tune of the Folk Song Army, by Tom lehrer.
Dedicated to all those who thought the DA was a bit silly.


We are Dumbledore's Army,
Every one of us cares.
We all hate Slytherins, dark arts and Umbridge,
Unlike the rest of you squares.

There are your ordin'ry lessons, yeah,
But we regard `em with scorn,
The ***** who teaches gives no decent training,
Why she don't even care that her class makes us yawn.

If you feel dissatisfaction,
Hex your frustrations away.
Some people may prefer action,
But give me a secret club any old day.

The name don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you get your headmaster fired through 
careless overconfidence.
It sounds less childish if you call it an "Army",
Though you've done nowt more constructive since.

Remember the crisis with Lockheart?
All the nonsense he `taught' was a hoax,
Though none of us managed to get him thrown out,
We had all the good jokes.

So come and join Dumbledore's Army,
We're even having Chri-i-stmas drinks,
For the fight against Slytherins, dark arts and Umbridge,
Ready, aim, jinx!