FILK: God rest you merry hippogriffs

[Eileen Rebstock]

Courtesy of Sirius Black, a decidedly cynical Christmas carol

 

God rest you merry hippogriffs.

May no one you dismay.

Remember, don't attack students

Whatever they may say.

But if you do, we'll bust you out

To go on holiday.

Oh forget about the safety of our school, 

Safety's not cool.
Oh forget about the safety of our school.

 

In Hagrid's time in Gryffindor,

Two monsters roamed the place.

The one even his master

Would not dare look in the face. 

The other was all right because

T'was Hagrid's special case.

Oh forget about the safety of our school,

Break any rule.

Oh forget about the safety our school.

 

We keep a werewolf on the staff,

A giant on the sly.

The Whomping Willow's fine, 

He only *nearly* lost his eye.

I don't know what the fuss can be

That children sometimes die.

Oh forget about the safety of our school

Have a great Yule.

Oh forget about the safety of our school.



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