FILK: God rest you merry hippogriffs

[Alec]

LOL

You really must make that long post of yours you were planning about 
Dumbledore some time! And how he's really not evil after all, in 
spite of appearances! 

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Eileen Rebstock" 
<erebstock at c...> wrote:
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> Courtesy of Sirius Black, a decidedly cynical Christmas carol
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> God rest you merry hippogriffs.
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> May no one you dismay.
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> Remember, don't attack students
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> Whatever they may say.
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> But if you do, we'll bust you out
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> To go on holiday.
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> Oh forget about the safety of our school, 
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> Safety's not cool.
> Oh forget about the safety of our school.
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> In Hagrid's time in Gryffindor,
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> Two monsters roamed the place.
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> The one even his master
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> Would not dare look in the face. 
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> The other was all right because
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> T'was Hagrid's special case.
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> Oh forget about the safety of our school,
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> Break any rule.
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> Oh forget about the safety our school.
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> We keep a werewolf on the staff,
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> A giant on the sly.
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> The Whomping Willow's fine, 
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> He only *nearly* lost his eye.
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> I don't know what the fuss can be
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> That children sometimes die.
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> Oh forget about the safety of our school
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> Have a great Yule.
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> Oh forget about the safety of our school.
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