[the_old_crowd] New Filk: Vol De Mort (The Riddle Song)

[Randy Estes]

--- fhmaneely <fmaneely at ...> wrote:

Fran wrote
> 
> I love it!!  Now what can you do with the Do Re Mi
> song.....
> BTW, the movie was on tv last night!
> 
> Fran
>  
> 

Upon Request....sung to the tune of "Do Re Mi" from
"The Sound of Music" by Rodgers and Hammerstein

New lyrics by Randy Estes

Vol De Mort (The Riddle Song)

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with Tom Riddle
When you scream you begin with Vold de mort

Vold de mort, Vold de mort
He didnt like Riddle whos Muggle born
Muggle born, Not his sort

[JKR:]
Tom Riddle was a muggle born 
[spoken]
Let's see if I can make it easy

Tom, a boy who split his soul
He seeks immortality
Harry, a child he tried to kill
But the spell failed miserably
So, a scar lies on his head
Tom, a disembodied soul
He was thought by most as dead
But he does come back as told (in book 4)


[JKR and Children:]
[Repeat above verse twice]

[JKR:] Harry thus far escapes his foe!
As told!

[JKR: (spoken)]

Now children, Voldemort fights Harry Potter
are only the tools we use to build a story.
Once you have these folks in your heads, 
you can write a million different twists by mixing
them up.
Like this.

Tom Riddle writes a diary
[spoken]
Can you do that?
[Children:]
Tom Riddle writes a diary
[JKR:]
Harry destroys it gallantly!
[Children:]
Harry destroys it gallantly!
[JKR:]
[spoken]
Now, put it all together.

[JKR and Children:]
Tom Riddle writes a diary. Harry destroys it
gallantly! 
[JKR:]
[spoken]
Good!
[Kneasy and Pippin:]
[spoken]
But it doesn't explain everything.
[JKR:]
[spoken]
So we put in plot twists. One plot twist for every
book ending. Like this.

When Tom makes his horcrux ring
His soul bits go in this thing!
[spoken]
Together!

[JKR and Children:]
When Tom makes his horcrux ring
His soul bits go in this thing!

[JKR]
When Draco fails Voldemort
Snape will kill off Dumbledore!

[Children look at JKR like shes a bit daft]


Tom, a boy who split his soul
He seeks immortality
Harry, a child he tried to kill
But the spell failed miserably
So, a scar lies on his head
Tom, a disembodied soul
He was thought by most as dead
But he does come back as told (in book 4)


Tom Riddle writes a diary. 
Harry destroys it gallantly!

[Children:]
Tom Riddle
Splits his soul
Tries to kill
Young Harry

[Repeat above verse 4x as JKR  sings]

[JKR:]
When you read my next ending
Youll complain bout everything!


[JKR and Children:]

Tom, a boy who split his soul
He seeks immortality
Harry, a child he tried to kill
Cause there was this prophesy
It lies in a jar of glass
Voldy wants to get it back
Makes him look like quite an ass
Then they killed off Sirius Black (oh my god!)

[JKR:]
[Children:]

Tom Riddle
Splits his soul
Tries to kill
Young Harry
Some Stupid
Prophesy

His soul bits stored inside old things-like
rings!-which sting when dinged!


Alternate Ending:

[Kneasy, Pippin and the Old Crowd]

Whyd we have to read this thing
Its taken over our brains!
We dont like this horcrux ring
Changing plots like switching trains
JKRs put us through hell
Then she took us round the bend
Shes just not about to tell
How this whole damn thing will end!

Tom Riddle
Splits his soul
Tries to kill
Young Harry
Some Stupid
Prophesy

[Pippin]
I think Lupins the one who smells! And kills!He is
Evil !!!!!!

The curtain falls



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