New Filk: How Do You Solve the Problems With the Plot Lines?

[fhmaneely]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, Randy Estes <estesrandy at y...> 
wrote:
>
> 
> --- fhmaneely <fmaneely at b...> wrote:
> 
> > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Randy"
> > <estesrandy at y...> wrote:
> > >
> > > The Scene:  Voldemort sits by a quiet fire smoking
> > his pipe and 
> > > ponders his next move
..
> > > 
> > > Smite Albus
> > > (sung to the tune of  White Christmas)
> > > 
> > > I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> > > Cause I'm a no good so and so
> > > If Malfoy should miss him
> > > Then I'll be listenin'
> > > To hear
> > > Snape deal him the blow.
> > > 
> > > I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> > > With every evil plan I write
> > > May his days be numbered tonight
> > > And may all those kids of his feel fright
> > > 
> > > I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> > > He never trusted me you know
> > > Said I was abusive
> > > Somewhat elusive
> > > Made me return things that I stole.
> > > 
> > > I'm scheming how to smite Albus
> > > With him my plans never work right
> > > May old Dumbledore die tonight
> > > And may all those kids of his feel fright 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > Copyright 2005 by Randy Estes  All magical and
> > muggle rights 
> > reserved.
> > >
> > Since it is the 40th aniversary of the Sound of
> > Music.....how about a 
> > filk sung to tune of How Do You Sove a Problem Like
> > Maria.  Change 
> > Maria to Voldie. 
> > How do you solve a problem like Voldie
> > How do you kill man who's soul has split....
> > 
> > That's about all I can come up with.
> > 
> > Regards,
> > Fran
> > 
> 
> You know, Fran, I started to write this song, and I
> kept looking at the words.  The words just jumped out
> at me and took me into another direction.  I scampered
> off after the words like Scabbers sneaking off from
> the kids when Lupin became a werewolf.  So here is
> what I came up with. I hope you enjoy it. I dedicate
> it to the Old Crowd....
> 
> How Do You Solve the Problems With the Plot Lines?
> 
> (sung to the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem like
> Maria?"
> From the Sound of Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein)
> New Words by Randy Estes
> 
> The old crowd is sitting around the table in a
> restaurant having tea and biscuits.  Kneasy and Pippin
> start to discuss their latest theories when the group
> starts one by one to break into song. You can decide
> who sings which line.  I prefer "Ms Rowling makes me
> laugh"
> 
> 
> She makes Harry hang with Dursleys
> His room beneath the stairs
> And constantly he feels harassed
> A Wizard unaware
> But soon he's off to Hogwarts
> To the life his parents shared
> We praised her book endings most every Summer
> 
> She's always great for humor
> And her characters seem real
> She's always late for publishing
> Every moment she can steal
> I hate to have to say it
> But I very firmly feel
> Ms. Rowling's left some holes the size of Hummers
> 
> I'd like to say a word on her behalf
> Ms. Rowling makes me laugh
> 
> But

> 
> How do you solve the problems with the plot lines?
> How do you solve the clues she's left around?
> How do you find the words to tell Ms. Rowling?
> A plot bunny dropping! And so many adverbs abound?
> 
> Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
> Many a thing she ought to understand
> But how do you make her stay
> And listen to all you say
> How do you keep her thoughts in your command?
> 
> Oh how do you solve the problems with the plot lines?
> How do you make the stories fit your plans?
> 
> When I read her I'm confused
> And that character is misused
> And I never know what is Snape's master plan 
> Unpredictable as weather
> Her bad guys disguised forever
> He's a diary! He's a werewolf! A different Man!
> 
> Rowling's plot lines always twist
> Fooling readers she can't resist
> She will throw Dark Arts Professors out of school.
> She is sneaky! She is sly!
> Has a twinkle in her eye!
> Non-conformist! She's a liberal!
> She's no fool!
> 
> But

> 
> How do you solve the problems with the plot lines?
> How do you solve the clues she's left around?
> How do you find the words to tell Ms. Rowling?
> A plot bunny dropping! And so many adverbs abound?
> 
> Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
> Many a thing she ought to understand
> But how do you make her stay
> And listen to all you say
> How do you keep her thoughts in your command?
> 
> Oh how do you solve the problems with the plot lines?
> How do you make the stories fit your plans?
> 
> 
> 
> Copyright 2005 by Randy Estes.  All rights reserved.

I love it!!  Now what can you do with the Do Re Mi song.....
BTW, the movie was on tv last night!

Fran
 

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