going way OT off of: Re: Themes and theories

[quigonginger]

> Pippin:
 You 
> aren't supposed to ask how someone as incompetent as  
> Voldemort could possibly be feared by everyone anymore than 
> you are supposed to ask what Discworld's Morporkians drink if 
> the river Ankh is so polluted. 

Ginger:  Oh, that one's an easy one, Pippin.  DD is a tortletongue 
(can speak to turtles and tortoises) and he apparated to the 
Multiverse and taught A'Tuin the very same spell that the founders 
used to make the lake habitable for the Merfolk.

Ginger, wondering if Captain Carrot married Mrs. Cake if she'd be 
Mrs. Ironfoundersson, or if he'd be Carrot Cake.

We return you now from the Discworld to the Potterverse.