OT chatter from a child of a lesser god ( I suppose)

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

Hi there.  Remember me?  I know I should (re)-introduce myself, but 
this theory is just too juicy to wait.

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Amy Z" <lupinesque at y...> 
wrote:
 
> Paul is obviously James.  Handsome, dashing, but kind of an 
> asshole.  Plus, his name is JAMES Paul McCartney.

In addition, as anyone who has ever listened to Abbey Road backwards 
knows, Paul is actually dead, and he died years and years ago.  If 
you saw that lame Super Bowl Halftime Show, you *know* it's true -- 
he's merely a silverly shadow of his former self.  That was actually 
a portrait of Paul McCartney -- probably connected to the same 
machine that played that stupid footage of cars while they sang Baby 
You Can Drive My Car.  And it was definitely the pale vague Mirror 
of Erised version of Paul McCartney that wrote all those stupid 
Wings songs.

> 
> I think we've wrapped this case up.  Next challenge:  the Rolling 
> Stones as Death Eaters.

Oooh, that one's easy.  Keith Richards.  There's no question that he 
came back from the dead.  More than once.  I mean, just look at the 
guy.  And all the rest of them -- they come and go and drift off and 
play with drugs so that you can't hardly tell which ones have left 
forever and which have just fled.  And Mick Jagger tries to be evil, 
but he really does have the mentality of a 16 year old boy playing 
with anagrams to make himself a scary name.

--- JMC