Snape IS TOO a vampire, was Re: NBC Today Show questions

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "fritter_my_wig" 
<eloiseherisson at a...> wrote:
> Another fear is that he *will* turn out to be a vampire because that 
> question she answered, apparently dismissing the idea left a 
loophole.
> Does he have any *link* with vampires? Well, no, he may not have any 
> links with any other vampires whatsoever, whilst still being one 
> himself.

Yes!  Yes!  That's it!  That's the loophole I've been looking for!  Of 
course, JKR said he doesn't have any connection to vampires because 
HE'S THE ONLY ONE AROUND!  I knew I was right!  <<dances a little jig!
>>

Snape is such a vampire, and a creep besides.  The only way he can 
redeem his greasy ugliness is to die a heroic death, protecting Harry 
against Voldemort, whose name he can't even say out loud.

<<Reminds Snapefans:  Snape is NOT Alan Rickman.  Alan Rickman is 
wonderful.  Snape is a masochistic creep.>>

--Joywitch Z. Curmudgeon, who is not cute