PJP (WARNING: adult themes)

[quigonginger]

Throwing the ball up in the air to see who catches it and what they
do with it:

I have been trolling the archives of HPFGU on the subject of
Polyjuice potion.

Some questions were raised that were never answered back then, and
some new ones have come to my mind.

WARNING!!!!!! THIS MAY TURN NC-17!!!!!!!!!!

But we're all grown-ups here, right?

Ok, here goes:

If you Polyjuice yourself into someone, you only need one hair or
toenail or whatever.  What is to stop you from changing into, say,
Bob, giving yourself (with Bob's hair) a haircut, and staying Bob for
as long as you keep drinking the potion?  Would that have worked for
Crouch?

If you are a woman and change yourself into a man, and <blush> spend
a bit of quality private time with yourself, and change back to a
woman, can you use the <blush> results of the private action to
impregnate yourself?

Would the resulting child of the above action be the child of the man
into whom you had changed?  (Talking geneticly here, not morally or
legally.)

If you had an arm amputated and the arm was too damaged to be
repaired, could you change yourself into a previous version of
yourself using old hair from when you were fully armed, and then
amputate the arm and reattatch it once you reverted back to your
current self?  Or would the arm disappear after an hour as well?

Along the same lines, if you had a disease where you needed a tissue
donor, could change back to a pre-diseased self, donate healthy
tissue, and have it cloned within the hour?  Would the healthy cloned
cells still exist so you could grow your own donor tissue?

If a middle-aged, rotund woman who wasn't much to look at and whose 
biological clock was ticking like a sledgehammer, but was only hit on 
by ugly drunks, and, knowing that both alcoholism and uglyism are 
hereditary, decided not to let one of them impregnate her, could she 
change herself into a beautiful young woman and bag a hot guy?  Given 
that conception doesn't take place immediately, wouldn't the <blush> 
offering of the male just be swimming along towards its goal?  The 
highway stays the same, only the scenery has changed, right?

Or should I just Imperious some poor bastard and Obliviate him?
I know, I came up with a better idea above, but this one sounds like 
so much more fun!

How much would Alan Rickman's hair clippings go for on E-Bay? How
much would his GF's clippings go for? <beg>

What would Kneasy do with Madam W's clippings and an adventurous
friend?

Ok, skip that last one.  There's some things we just don't need to
know.

Any other questions?

Ginger, hoping this generates a conversation as fun and interesting
as the one in the archives.