How the HP Books Let Me Down: A Tragic Tale

[Randy]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Kat Macfarlane" <katmac at ...> 
wrote:
>
> <big snip>
> 
SNIP
>   Yes, the Crouches. There's a nice little theory that Barty Jnr 
was set up to be caught;
>   a plot to bring down Barty Snr, allowing the more malleable 
Fudge into a key position. 
>   Bagman, too, where's he gone? And yes, Percy. Come to that, 
where the hell is Trevor?
>   Ripe seams for exploitation, all of them - well, perhaps not 
Trevor, but I still feel that
>   there ought to be a plot-connected tale or two centering on him 
as well. 
> 
SNIP

> Purrs!
> 
> La Gatta
> 

THAT's IT !  He yells and the boy at the toy piano does a back flip!

TREVOR !!!!!  

Trevor is really RAB!  The King has been turned into a toad for once 
instead of vice versa!  Regulus, the King is now a toad!  How 
brilliant!

So when Luna accidently kisses him in book 7, he turns back and 
tells Harry where all of the Hornbuckles are located.  Then after a 
sex change, Trevor runs off with Peter Pettigrew to live happily 
ever after!

Red Eye Randy (who downs his glass of ale and belches irreverently)

He turns to see the old man with a slogan written on his back start 
to stand up with much effort.  As Kneasy is paying the man outside 
with the cart.  The old man with the Old Crowd written on his back 
says "I'm not dead yet!"  "I'm feeling much better!"

"Oh shut up!" someone yells and clobbers him on the back of the head.