[HPFGU-OTChatter] New Fun Thing: HP and the Chicken Crossing

[Starling]

more chickenisms:

Snape:  Chickens are not allowed to cross the road! That's 10 points from Gryffindor.  

the Twins:  That's really Neville, he's testing our newest invention. <g>

Petunia:  My Dudsey can cross the road so much better than that icky chicken over there, isn't that right, Duddykins?

Peeves:  ::drops a water balloon on the chicken:: Ooh, ickle chickey!
 
Ok, so they're not that great...but i really did enjoy Jen's creations...

Abbie, off to celebrate a bud's 22 birthday and dreading the hangover she knows she'll have in the morning.
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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Jen Faulkner 
  To: HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Friday, 06 April, 2001 7:50 PM
  Subject: [HPFGU-OTChatter] New Fun Thing: HP and the Chicken Crossing


  Hey all,

  I was struck by inspiration (or boredom -- you make the call *g*) on the
  train on my way home from school today, and I started to wonder whether
  it wouldn't be quite fun for the list to do an HP-themed 'Why Did the
  Chicken Cross the Road'? thing.  These are the first few that occurred
  to me -- *I* think it would be fun if peeps want to contribute others...
  feel free to do other responses from the same characters; the more, the
  merrier and all that... :)


  Why did the chicken cross the road?

  Hermione: Well, honestly!  Haven't any of you read *Hogwarts, A
  History*?  If you had, you'd know that the chicken crossed because it
  couldn't Apparate within school grounds!

  Sirius: The chicken didn't really cross.  He switched places with the
  rat at the last minute, and nobody knew about it -- and so the chicken
  was wrongly imprisoned for crossing the road.

  Dobby: Oh, Dobby cannot tell you, sir!  No, Dobby must not say!  Bad
  Dobby!

  Norbert: Mmm, chicken.  *crunch*

  Ronan: Pollux was in ascendance; the chicken's crossing was foretold in
  the stars.

  Fleur: Zis chicken, 'e could not stay any longer in such a 'orrible
  place, and 'e 'ad to cross ze road.

  Lucius: The chicken was under the influence of the Imperious curse; he
  was forced to cross the road.

  Crabbe and Goyle: Uhn... uhn...

  Voldemort: By crossing the road, the chicken has left our number
  forever, and he will pay with his life.

  Trelawney: I see... yes...  ah, the chicken will not be with us for much
  longer if he crosses the road...

  H/Rers: It's obvious that the chicken'll cross the road.  Look how
  jealous the road was when the chicken crossed a bridge.

  H/Hers: No one's disputing that the road likes the chicken, but the
  chicken's feelings are unclear.  We think she likes the owl.

  Slash fen: It was really another rooster that the chicken was looking
  for!  He never crossed the road, or if he did, it was just to cover up
  his confused feelings for that fine-lookin' rooster in the leather
  pants.

  Nancy Stouffer: in my book there was a DUCK, just like rowlings
  chikcen.  and DRIVING ON A ROAD

  JKR: Why does everyone always ask if the the chicken's going to cross
  the road?  Isn't anyone concerned that the *sheep* might cross?

  Sooooo...  anyone else?

  --jen :)

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