Embarrassing things (one r-rated)... and in-laws...

[jenP_97]

I know, I know, it's mean of me to say it, but I'm glad other people 
have had embarrassing moments concerning their in-laws.  Here's my 
most embarrassing one, but it involves adult themes, so you under-18 
crowd are discouraged from continuing...

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My boyfriend (now my husband) and I had known each other for over a 
year, and had been seeing each other for several months.  I was at 
his house visiting during the Christmas holidays.  His mother put us 
both in the same room with only one (queen-sized) bed.  You can guess 
what happened, right?  Well... early one morning (after Christmas), 
she walks in to tell us that she's off to work... and she kind of 
looks at us funny.  I have very VERY modest pajamas on, and he's 
wearing clothes, too, so it's not because we're naked or anything, so 
we're a little stumped for a while.  It finally dawns on us why she's 
looking funny... we notice that we had left a (obviously opened) 
condom wrapper on top of his headboard, and the light from the open 
door must have basically pointed straight at it and said, "LOOK what 
this slut did to your son!"  I couldn't look her in the face for a 
couple of years, at least.  At least I married him. ;)

Jen (who has done plenty of embarrassing things, like walking into a 
classroom without looking up from a book, and finding out from the 
color of the carpet that it was the wrong classroom (and the boy I 
liked was in it!!!!!!!), but that's just not as good of a story...)