Meat Market Index- unselfconscious or slobs?

[siriusgeologist]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Adana Robinson" <adanaleigh at h...> wrote:

I wanna join your religion!  
 
> 
> I'm thinking of starting a new religion with only a few 
commandments:  Thou 
> shalt not iron anything.  

Haven't touched my iron in over a year and then it was for a cub 
scout costume.

>Thou shalt not buy dry-clean-only clothes.  Thou 
> shalt not buy new shoes until there are actual holes in the old 
ones.  

Ooo I can do that...I ahve a pair of docksiders I've owned for 25 
years!  I still wear them quite often too!

> Thou 
> shalt not look in mirrors after 8:00 AM unless thou suspecteth 
something 
> embarrassing, such as a piece of broccoli stuck in thy teeth.
> 

May I add:

Thou shalt endeavor to wear nylon hose as few times as possible each 
year through a combination of nice pant suits and long flowing skirts 
with boots or sandals (depending on the weather)
 (my record is once per year...)

Thou shalt not carry brush or makeup with you throughout the day as 
it won't fit in your back pocket.


> I have some of those knee-high black boots.  They go really well 
with a long 
> straight skirt I have, so at one time I was contemplating wearing 
them with 
> a long flowing black dress.  I asked my friend about this, and she 
looked at 
> me for a long moment, then made slow choking noises and gasped 
out "Luke...I 
> am your father!"
> 

Oh psha on your friend...that's one of my favorite outfits.  A long 
flowing black wool jumper  (that's a US Jumper...ie dress without 
sleeves meant to be worn over a shirt...not a UK sweater) and black 
knee high flat boots.  You'd need a cloak to be Vaderish

Carole
(wow 2nd post today...jeez am I talkative or what!)