FILK: No Elves

[Caius Marcius]

I usually post my filks on the main list, but since this one ia about 
the movie, I'll post it here.

No Elves

To the tune The First Noel

MIDI at:

http://www.ylw.mmtr.or.jp/~johnkoji/hymn/xmas/
 
That Mike Newell and his film-making crew
Took out every scene about house-elves and SPEW
When Winky got her clothes, as Bart yelled, "Out my door!"
Is a scene that wound up on the cutting-room floor

No elves, no elves, no elves, no elves
Dobby and Winky got put on the shelf
 
Poor Winky is in tears, she will not be a star
Dobby won't give weed unto the kid with the scar
But worst is the plight of the cinema twins
Without the elves' cooking, they're skeleton-thin

No elves, no elves, no elves, no elves
Dobby and Winky got put on the shelf
 
Kreacher's waxing wroth and he will cast his hex
If he can't say his Book Five lines in THX
He will conjure up a spell
Based on blackest Dark Arts
Giving 12 Grimmauld Place 
Straight to Martha Stewart

No elves, no elves, no elves, no elves
Kreacher requires his cut of the pelf
Kreacher requires his cut of the pelf!

   -	CMC

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