Grindelwald

davehoz at yahoo.com davehoz at yahoo.com
Thu Jun 8 22:32:00 UTC 2000


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No: HPFGUIDX C1766
From: davehoz
Subject: Re: Grindelwald
Reply To: [Yahoo! #1726] Re: Grindelwald
Date: 6/8/00 6:32 pm  (ET)

>If the people in the pictures can move around
>like the Fat Lady and Sir Cadogan, what happens
>if someone moves their original frame while they
>are wandering around loose? This also leads to a
>lot of moral questions about the Louvre. Are some
>of those religious paintings being left by the
>subjects to go party with the naked women in the
>next room?

I wouldn't be suprised... They just have to do it at night when Jesse
Helms isn't there.

>If there are ghosts wandering around the allways,
>do they know things about who is sneaking around
>at night? If so, as the teenagers mature, will
>they get any privacy for smootching with
>Peeves looking for trouble all the time?

I'd say that Filch is a bigger threat to a teenage Wizard's hormones
than Peeves.

>Also, has a game of Quidditch ever been played
>where the golden snitch was never caught? Say for
>instance , Harry gets injured and Draco can't
>catch the damn thing to save his life !

Maybe Quidditch has an equivalent to the "Fifty Move Rule" in chess -- If
50 moves are made without a capture or pawn move the game is automatically
a draw. So maybe after a certain about of time without a capture of the
snitch the game is automatically drawn.

>Where do the Professors go during the summer?

Rio? Bermuda? The Isle of Man?

>Do Wizards get drunk and raid the Muggle bars
>after midnight causing all kinds of trouble?

That would explain all those weird sounds I hear at night.






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